Monday, February 4, 2019

Here's to you, Sony Michel

On the bright side of a dark, disastrous Super Bowl Sunday, Sony Michel scored the only touchdown in Super Bowl LIII.

The Patriots won in Mercedes-Benz Stadium. That sucks.

The game was a historic low in terms of action, scoring, and overall entertainment value. The most exciting moment was at halftime, not on the field but in the stands, when Barstool Sports President Dave Portnoy was dragged out of his seat and arrested for trespassing.


Who in the hell thought this game would end with just 16 points? What a letdown. As much as I hate the Saints, at least Brees wouldn't have had his mind bent over and railed by the different defensive looks the Patriots were bringing. This game could've been a classic.

But riding in like a shining knight was Sony Michel. God bless him. The kid deserves a ring more than anyone else on that field, especially after losing a heartbreaker in the National Championship just 13 months ago. In the same stadium, no less.



I hope there are many, many more rings in your future. Just, you know, not with the Patriots, if you can help it...

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